A bit of lighthearted musing designed to keep me sane on the job, in no particular order.

Negotiation - The art of distributing dissatisfaction equitably among interested parties
Win-Win Outcome - A successful negotiation in which each party believes itself to be the least dissatisfied
Information Technology - Two good things that go worse together
Project Team - Group created for the purpose of blame centralization
Teamwork - Common oxymoron used in the process of blame allocation
Networking - Process of establishing contact with future blame recipients
Business Metrics - Statistics used for blame identification and redirection
Pessimist - One with a negative outlook. More commonly referred to as "experienced".